Me Pre-Pissed |
I’d like to share a few things today because you follow me
and …why not?
First, I have an older stepsister who is in a critical
condition and may be dying. I love you, Kym. I’m in California and she’s in
North Carolina. I’m pissed off
because I’m nowhere near her and can’t afford to be. I remember looking up to
her just on the fact of her being my older
sister - nothing else. When she was around, I’d follow her around and tell
her jokes. She loved my impressions and my funny stories. I actually had a
dream today where she came up to me and said, “Hey, Kev!” and laughed. We were
in a house and we were with our brothers. She laid down on the bed and instantly
went to sleep. My younger brother, Coco, came up to me and said, “She’s at the
hospital. She just wanted to talk to you.”
When I looked back at the bed she was gone. After that
happened, I went to a hospital bathroom.
This leads me to my next topic.
I pissed on myself. In real time!
Yep! While I dreamt of using the bathroom, I was “using the
bathroom” on my side of the bed. Now, I will say that my “ol’ lady” felt I
shouldn’t put this out in the world, but…I write this blog. I’m not ashamed or
embarrassed. Some of you have peed on yourselves at parties, other people’s
couches, beds, etc. I’ve never done that.
This is a journal. Don’t get me wrong there are things in my life
that are sacred that I won’t share, but this happened to me. I should be the one who would be embarrassed. I’m not.
The reason for me doing this blog is to make a living off of
doing it. I need to gain and retain readers in order to do this.
Look at Eminem, Jay Z, all actors and actresses, and other
notable figures in the world that are in the public eye. You want to know what they are doing when
they aren’t doing what we know them to do. Right?
A Sangria. MmmHmmm! |
The night before, I was at a Luau at a local winery. They had
Sangrias. If you know what that is - good. If you don’t – look it up. Anyway, I
was drinking them things like they were JUST invented and they were gonna be
extinct the next day! I came home and made my own and drank some more!! My tank
was full, I guess. I fell asleep on the couch watching The Other Guys. I don't recall using the bed before I went to bed!
No excuse, but...
I also rented the DVD - Mac + Devin Go to High School : The Movie (Snoop Dogg and Wiz Khalifa). This movie reminded me of How High ( Method Man and Redman). It'a stoner movie. I was ok. it's a feel good movie. The movie started with instructions from a joint. wanna see the movie? Follow the instructions.
My daughter loved it.
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