Tuesday, July 24, 2012

Brick07222012: I’m Pissed Off (or On?)



Me  Pre-Pissed
I’d like to share a few things today because you follow me and …why not?

First, I have an older stepsister who is in a critical condition and may be dying. I love you, Kym. I’m in California and she’s in North Carolina. I’m pissed off because I’m nowhere near her and can’t afford to be. I remember looking up to her just on the fact of her being my older sister - nothing else. When she was around, I’d follow her around and tell her jokes. She loved my impressions and my funny stories. I actually had a dream today where she came up to me and said, “Hey, Kev!” and laughed. We were in a house and we were with our brothers. She laid down on the bed and instantly went to sleep. My younger brother, Coco, came up to me and said, “She’s at the hospital. She just wanted to talk to you.”
When I looked back at the bed she was gone. After that happened, I went to a hospital bathroom.

This leads me to my next topic.

I pissed on myself. In real time!

Yep! While I dreamt of using the bathroom, I was “using the bathroom” on my side of the bed. Now, I will say that my “ol’ lady” felt I shouldn’t put this out in the world, but…I write this blog. I’m not ashamed or embarrassed. Some of you have peed on yourselves at parties, other people’s couches, beds, etc. I’ve never done that. This is a journal. Don’t get me wrong there are things in my life that are sacred that I won’t share, but this happened to me. I should be the one who would be embarrassed. I’m not.

The reason for me doing this blog is to make a living off of doing it. I need to gain and retain readers in order to do this.

Look at Eminem, Jay Z, all actors and actresses, and other notable figures in the world that are in the public eye. You want to know what they are doing when they aren’t doing what we know them to do. Right?
A Sangria. MmmHmmm!
The night before, I was at a Luau at a local winery. They had Sangrias. If you know what that is - good. If you don’t – look it up. Anyway, I was drinking them things like they were JUST invented and they were gonna be extinct the next day! I came home and made my own and drank some more!! My tank was full, I guess. I fell asleep on the couch watching The Other Guys. I don't recall using the bed before I went to bed! 
No excuse, but...

I also rented the DVD - Mac + Devin Go to High School : The Movie (Snoop Dogg and Wiz Khalifa). This movie reminded me of How High ( Method Man and Redman). It'a stoner movie. I was ok. it's a feel good movie. The movie started with instructions from a joint. wanna see the movie? Follow the instructions.

 My daughter loved it








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